Why Daddy is a Republican.
Daddy is a Republican because Republicans don't cater to the fringe elements of society like the Democrats do. Mommy is a Democrat. She likes the ACLU, Green Peace, Students for a Democratic Society, The Rev. Jessie Jackson, and all manner of nuts. Mommy, you see, is a loon.
A Republican does not believe that anyone, including a mommy, has the right to kill a child, even an unborn one. Democrats, believe that it is ok to dispose of a baby whenever mommy feels it clutters up her womb.
Daddy is a Republican because Republicans believe in working hard and earning their way through life on their own merits. Democrats believe that we should take money from those who work hard and just give it to those who don't work at all. Democrats like Mommy believe in a form of Communism called "Income Reallocation." Isn't that a silly notion?
Republicans will keep you safe by taking the "War Against Terrorism" to the homeland of the terrorists rather than waiting until the terrorists invade our homeland. Democrats, believe in placating the evil terrorists by trying to "talk","love" or "buy" them out of their evil ways. What morons Democrats are.
Republicans, like Daddies, believe that America is a fine country in which to raise children because America offers her young the chance to succeed using their intelligence and their desire to get ahead in life. Democrats, like Mommies, believe that the only way to get ahead in life is to depend upon the Federal Government to smooth the way for us. Democrats produced the "New Deal", the "Great Society", "Social Security", the "Withholding Tax", "AFDC", "Food Stamps", "Medicare", "Hillary Health Care", a "downsized" military, and any number of other assinine and disasterous programs. Mommies are idiots.
Daddy is a Republican. He believes that Ronald Reagan was one of the best presidents this country ever had. Mommy is a Democrat. She believes that Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter were great presidents and that Mr. Reagan, Mr George Bush, and Mr. George W. Bush are evil. She, also, believes that Hillary would be a great president. Mommy is a nut case!
Yes, Darling, Daddy is a Republican. He loves God, you, and this country. Mommy is a Democrat. She loves herself.
Daddy is a Republican because Republicans don't cater to the fringe elements of society like the Democrats do. Mommy is a Democrat. She likes the ACLU, Green Peace, Students for a Democratic Society, The Rev. Jessie Jackson, and all manner of nuts. Mommy, you see, is a loon.
A Republican does not believe that anyone, including a mommy, has the right to kill a child, even an unborn one. Democrats, believe that it is ok to dispose of a baby whenever mommy feels it clutters up her womb.
Daddy is a Republican because Republicans believe in working hard and earning their way through life on their own merits. Democrats believe that we should take money from those who work hard and just give it to those who don't work at all. Democrats like Mommy believe in a form of Communism called "Income Reallocation." Isn't that a silly notion?
Republicans will keep you safe by taking the "War Against Terrorism" to the homeland of the terrorists rather than waiting until the terrorists invade our homeland. Democrats, believe in placating the evil terrorists by trying to "talk","love" or "buy" them out of their evil ways. What morons Democrats are.
Republicans, like Daddies, believe that America is a fine country in which to raise children because America offers her young the chance to succeed using their intelligence and their desire to get ahead in life. Democrats, like Mommies, believe that the only way to get ahead in life is to depend upon the Federal Government to smooth the way for us. Democrats produced the "New Deal", the "Great Society", "Social Security", the "Withholding Tax", "AFDC", "Food Stamps", "Medicare", "Hillary Health Care", a "downsized" military, and any number of other assinine and disasterous programs. Mommies are idiots.
Daddy is a Republican. He believes that Ronald Reagan was one of the best presidents this country ever had. Mommy is a Democrat. She believes that Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter were great presidents and that Mr. Reagan, Mr George Bush, and Mr. George W. Bush are evil. She, also, believes that Hillary would be a great president. Mommy is a nut case!
Yes, Darling, Daddy is a Republican. He loves God, you, and this country. Mommy is a Democrat. She loves herself.
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