Nappy Headed Hos

Well children, since Don Imus got fired for calling a girl's sports team "nappy headed hos" I guess it's left up to me to continue his legacy. I am not sure just what a "nappy headed ho" is, but it sounds bad. So, here is my list of Nappy Headed Hos in no particular order. Feel free to adopt or add to this list. Direct all Law Suits to my Law firm, Dooey, Cheatem, and Howe.

Hillary (You owe me!) Clinton
Bill (Anybody got a cigar?) Clinton
James (Pigface) Carvill
Nancy (Mrs America) Pelosi
George Bush (For being such a dickhead and not kicking the crap out of those "Insurgents" and then not turning the Marines loose on the Democrats.)
Democrats
Republicans
Libertarians
Communists
Socialists
Barbara ( I is a Libbel.) Streisand
Susan Sarandon
Rev. Al Sharpton
Rev. Jessie Jackson
Katie Corac, Just because...
The entire cast of "The View"
CNN (The Communist News Network)
MSNBC
CBS News
ABC News
NBC News
PBS (all of it)
Entertainment Tonight
Tom Cruise, his wives and his children
Any Baldwin Brother, but especially Alec
Rosie (Fat Lesbo) O'Donnell
Donald Trump
Danny Devito
All of the Hollywood Elite (Or those that think they are elite)
Paris Hilton
Brittany (someone buy her some panties, for Heaven's sake!) Spears
The IOC (International Olympics Committee)
Synchronized Swimmers
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee
Al (Is it hot, or is it just me?) Gore
John (I am a Vietnam Vet, by God!) Kerry
John (Cut and Run) Murtha
Anna Nicole Smith's "Baby Daddy"
Any reporter who ever reported on the Anna Nicole Smith story
Any whiny liberal "Rock Star" like Bono or John Mellencamp
Any one who ever has worried about "Global Warming"
Anyone on the radio or TV that begs for money for any cause
Al Franken(stein) and Air America (Recently Defunct)
The US Department of (Non) "Education"
Iranians
Iraqis
Saudies
French
Germans
Spanish
Italians
Pakistanis
The United Nations and all of its affiliates
The US House of Representatives
The US Senate
The IRS
Anyone over 80 who whines and carries on about how bad life has been to them
Drunks
Drug Addicts
Food Addicts
The eternally depressed
The eternally upbeat
Anyone who has children but does not discipline them
Show-offs
Those too dumb to know it
Anyone who is called a "Nappy Headed Ho" and says they are scared for life by it
Et cetera...