OH GOD, THE EARTH IS AT ITS WARMEST TEMPERATURES IN 2000 YEARS. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! And it's all our fault.
At least that is what ABC News and the leftists who support them would like you to believe. ABC is planning a big, "How Global Warming Has Affected Me" whinefest. They want you to write in and tell them how your life has been shattered by GLOBAL WARMING! Lets see... hum...well there's... no that's not Global Warming thats Erectile Disfunction. Say, did Global Warming cause Angelina Jolie to be such an ass? If so that has very negatively affected me. Anyway, what happened to the new iceage that the media were predicting was just around the corner?
The truth is that in the past 100 years the Earth has warmed up less than one degree, average temperature. I hardly think that we are all going to keel over with heat prostration due to a less that one degree increase in average temperature. Yes, it still gets hot in the summer and cold in the winter, thank you, God.
Liberals say the Antarctic icecap is melting. Not so. It is getting thicker. look it up for yourself.
Liberals say the oceans will rise and wipe our coastal cities off the map. Not so. Question: does your glass run over as your ice cubes melt in your rum and coke? Answer: no. Well, same for the oceans. Even if the icecaps do melt. The volume of water in the oceans will not increase. The laws of Physics don't change just because a bunch of psudoscientists want them to.
Liberals say the hole in the ozone is deep frying us to a crispy golden brown, (unless you happen to be brown, then you are getting darker, no offense intended). They have been predicting that kind of doom for over twenty years. Nothing's happened yet.
Liberals say Global Warming is all America's fault. Not so, infact there are less hydrocarbons in the atmosphere over America now than there were 100 years ago due to the reduction in the use of coal as a major power source. Automobile emissions are much cleaner now than they they ever have been. Who are the real poluters? China, India, Russia all produce many times more polutants percapita than the US does.
So, I say let's email ABC News and tell them our GW horror stories, or just email them and tell them what ambulance chasing putzes they are for continuing to push a liberal psudoscience myth. Here is the address:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=2094224
At least that is what ABC News and the leftists who support them would like you to believe. ABC is planning a big, "How Global Warming Has Affected Me" whinefest. They want you to write in and tell them how your life has been shattered by GLOBAL WARMING! Lets see... hum...well there's... no that's not Global Warming thats Erectile Disfunction. Say, did Global Warming cause Angelina Jolie to be such an ass? If so that has very negatively affected me. Anyway, what happened to the new iceage that the media were predicting was just around the corner?
The truth is that in the past 100 years the Earth has warmed up less than one degree, average temperature. I hardly think that we are all going to keel over with heat prostration due to a less that one degree increase in average temperature. Yes, it still gets hot in the summer and cold in the winter, thank you, God.
Liberals say the Antarctic icecap is melting. Not so. It is getting thicker. look it up for yourself.
Liberals say the oceans will rise and wipe our coastal cities off the map. Not so. Question: does your glass run over as your ice cubes melt in your rum and coke? Answer: no. Well, same for the oceans. Even if the icecaps do melt. The volume of water in the oceans will not increase. The laws of Physics don't change just because a bunch of psudoscientists want them to.
Liberals say the hole in the ozone is deep frying us to a crispy golden brown, (unless you happen to be brown, then you are getting darker, no offense intended). They have been predicting that kind of doom for over twenty years. Nothing's happened yet.
Liberals say Global Warming is all America's fault. Not so, infact there are less hydrocarbons in the atmosphere over America now than there were 100 years ago due to the reduction in the use of coal as a major power source. Automobile emissions are much cleaner now than they they ever have been. Who are the real poluters? China, India, Russia all produce many times more polutants percapita than the US does.
So, I say let's email ABC News and tell them our GW horror stories, or just email them and tell them what ambulance chasing putzes they are for continuing to push a liberal psudoscience myth. Here is the address:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=2094224
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