Mr. President George W. Bush
The White House
Washington, D.C.
June 1, 2007
Dear Mr. President, George W. Bush,
Thank you for taking time from your busy schedule to read this letter. I know that you must have more important things to do. Please give my regards to Mrs. First Lady Laura Bush. I think that of the living presidents that we have you are the best. As of today the living presidents are Mr. President Jerry Ford, Mr. President Jimmy Carter, Mr. President George H.W. Bush (your father), Mr. President Bill Clinton and you. Here is why you are the best.
Mr. President Ford, while a nice guy and a great golfer, really didn’t do much during his term in office except pardon Mr. President Richard Nixon. Mr. President Ford’s lack of accomplishments would be considered by most to be a good thing. After all Mr. President Eisenhower did very little as president and he got to serve two terms. Mr. President Ford did nothing to blacken the name of the White House while in office, nor did he get us involved in any wars worthy of mention. Still, I consider you to be a better president than Mr. President Ford.
Mr. President Carter, while a native of the Great State of Georgia, a good thing, was, in my opinion, the worse (worst?) president we have ever had, a bad thing. He was even worse than Mr. President Ulysses S Grant, a notorious Yankee. Mr. President Carter let the Iranians take our diplomats hostage for some 400 days while he pussyfooted around lusting in his heart, avoiding UFOs and fighting off killer rabbits. When Mr. President Carter did get serious about the matter of the hostages all he did was mount a weak and futile rescue effort that failed miserably, got some brave Americans killed and made us look comically inept to the rest of the world. Mr. President Carter started the “Misery Index.” He should have been impeached for that one alone. Thankfully, he served only one term. He was followed by the greatest, in my opinion, dead president we have, Mr. President Ronald Regan. I think you are a much better president than Mr. President Carter.
Then came your father, Mr. President George H.W. Bush. He is a good man and he was a fine president, but he failed to take the Gulf War far enough. He let Saddam slip through his fingers and ended the war too soon. That left you to clean up the mess, since Mr. President Bill Clinton was too busy with other affairs to pay much attention to Iraq. I think you are a better president than your father, no offense to him is intended.
That brings us to Mr. President Bill Clinton. What can I say about a man who frittered away his presidency chasing women and getting impeached? Now, considering he is married to Mrs. Senator (DNY) Hillary Clinton I can certainly understand his need to look elsewhere for female companionship. However, Mr. President Bill Clinton should be ashamed of himself for sullying the office of President of the US of A, but I don’t think he is. He will forever be a booger in the nose of American history. You are a much better president than Mr. President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were.
Mr. President George W. Bush, if you want to be a great president, and not just a good one, here are three things that you can do between now and the time you leave office.
1. Seal the border between Mexico and the US of A. Build a fence, build a wall, mine the desert, or whatever, but do something, soon. We don’t need any stinkin' guest workers. We have all the home grown shiftless and lazy workers we can use, now.
The White House
Washington, D.C.
June 1, 2007
Dear Mr. President, George W. Bush,
Thank you for taking time from your busy schedule to read this letter. I know that you must have more important things to do. Please give my regards to Mrs. First Lady Laura Bush. I think that of the living presidents that we have you are the best. As of today the living presidents are Mr. President Jerry Ford, Mr. President Jimmy Carter, Mr. President George H.W. Bush (your father), Mr. President Bill Clinton and you. Here is why you are the best.
Mr. President Ford, while a nice guy and a great golfer, really didn’t do much during his term in office except pardon Mr. President Richard Nixon. Mr. President Ford’s lack of accomplishments would be considered by most to be a good thing. After all Mr. President Eisenhower did very little as president and he got to serve two terms. Mr. President Ford did nothing to blacken the name of the White House while in office, nor did he get us involved in any wars worthy of mention. Still, I consider you to be a better president than Mr. President Ford.
Mr. President Carter, while a native of the Great State of Georgia, a good thing, was, in my opinion, the worse (worst?) president we have ever had, a bad thing. He was even worse than Mr. President Ulysses S Grant, a notorious Yankee. Mr. President Carter let the Iranians take our diplomats hostage for some 400 days while he pussyfooted around lusting in his heart, avoiding UFOs and fighting off killer rabbits. When Mr. President Carter did get serious about the matter of the hostages all he did was mount a weak and futile rescue effort that failed miserably, got some brave Americans killed and made us look comically inept to the rest of the world. Mr. President Carter started the “Misery Index.” He should have been impeached for that one alone. Thankfully, he served only one term. He was followed by the greatest, in my opinion, dead president we have, Mr. President Ronald Regan. I think you are a much better president than Mr. President Carter.
Then came your father, Mr. President George H.W. Bush. He is a good man and he was a fine president, but he failed to take the Gulf War far enough. He let Saddam slip through his fingers and ended the war too soon. That left you to clean up the mess, since Mr. President Bill Clinton was too busy with other affairs to pay much attention to Iraq. I think you are a better president than your father, no offense to him is intended.
That brings us to Mr. President Bill Clinton. What can I say about a man who frittered away his presidency chasing women and getting impeached? Now, considering he is married to Mrs. Senator (DNY) Hillary Clinton I can certainly understand his need to look elsewhere for female companionship. However, Mr. President Bill Clinton should be ashamed of himself for sullying the office of President of the US of A, but I don’t think he is. He will forever be a booger in the nose of American history. You are a much better president than Mr. President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were.
Mr. President George W. Bush, if you want to be a great president, and not just a good one, here are three things that you can do between now and the time you leave office.
1. Seal the border between Mexico and the US of A. Build a fence, build a wall, mine the desert, or whatever, but do something, soon. We don’t need any stinkin' guest workers. We have all the home grown shiftless and lazy workers we can use, now.
2. Expel all illegal aliens whether they came from Mexico or Mars. Round them up. Put them on buses and send them home (better use boats if they came from overseas). Legal aliens can stay. Illegal aliens must go home and deal with their own rotten governments. As far as Texas and California belonging to Mexico, well we stole those lands fair and square! So, the Mexicans need to get over it.
3. Throw the United Nations out of this country. Give them ninety days to pack their bags, pay their parking fines, empty the building and go somewhere else, maybe Venezuela. We have hosted this good for nothing, communist, dictator-loving, anti-American, Godless organization long enough. Toss the bums.
Mr. President Bush, if you do these three things you will be hailed the greatest president ever, living or dead. Mark my words.
Sincerely,
Rupert Escargot
3. Throw the United Nations out of this country. Give them ninety days to pack their bags, pay their parking fines, empty the building and go somewhere else, maybe Venezuela. We have hosted this good for nothing, communist, dictator-loving, anti-American, Godless organization long enough. Toss the bums.
Mr. President Bush, if you do these three things you will be hailed the greatest president ever, living or dead. Mark my words.
Sincerely,
Rupert Escargot
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