How come you never hear of an Islamo Fascist leader blowing themselves up for the cause? It is always the young and the stupid that are chosen to drive the bomb-laden cars or to wrap themselves in sticks of dynamite. I guess that proves one of two things. One, the Islamic leaders are smart enough to get morons to do the dirty work for them, or two, the Islamic leaders do not have the resolve of their convictions. Either way it is not the hate spewing mullahs who wind up in a million pieces in some fruit market. I guess that it also proves Arab children are not very bright.

Example:

Mullah – "Ok, who wants to put on these gasoline undershorts and go ride an Israli bus?"

Arab Children –" Me, Me!!"
Mullah – " Allah chooses… uhm … Ahab!"
Ahab to other children – " Nah, Nah, Nah! Losers!" Sticks out tongue.
Other Arab Children – "Ahab is a Allah’s pet!"

Islam is some religion. The only way to assure yourself of going to heaven is to die in a holy war. Otherwise, you just have to take your chances that Allah will let you in, based upon your good works, I guess. So, what would those good works be, you ask? Well, talking some poor, uneducated, smuck into strapping on a TNT girdle would be a good start. After all, Mohammed said, when asked how to get to heaven, "Go kill yourself and some others in the name of Allah," or something to that effect.

Example:

Moslem at Gates to Heaven – "Hi, can I get in?"
Allah to Moslem – "What good works have you done?
Moslem – "Well, I lived a good life, was kind to my neighbors, had many children, read the
Koran every day, and never hurt anyone."
Allah – "Enjoy Hell. Next."
Next Moslem – "Hi, can I get in? I flew a fully loaded passenger jet into a building and killed
Thousands of people."
Allah- "Welcome to Heaven! Here’s your virgins. Have fun!"

As a card carrying Baptist I have been assured by a very high authority, namely Jesus Christ, that all I have to do to attain eternal bliss is to, "Love God with all my heart, mind and soul, love my neighbor as myself, and accept Jesus Christ as my savior." You will notice that nowhere there does it say, "blow yourself up." You will, also, notice that nowhere does it say I will be given seventy virgins upon my acceptance into Paradise. Since I am almost sixty years old, I don’t know what I would do with seventy virgins, or even seven virgins, one maybe I could handle if she weren’t too athletic.

So, while dumb Arab children incinerate themselves because some radical religious nutcase tells them to, I will continue to read my Bible and pray that the Islamic world is someday able to join the sixteenth century.